49ers Football Dammit Doll

Description

Introducing the stuffed football therapy figure, designed to alleviate your stress and frustration while you watch your favorite team play!

 

This figure measures approximately 8″ x 4″.

 

Each piece is handcrafted, which means there might be slight variations from the photo shown.

 

It includes an instruction card that states:

 

“Football season has arrived,

Let the Dammit Doll be your guide.

 

When the other team recovers a fumble,

And your defense begins to crumble,

 

If your team is losing the game,

Pass your pain to the Dammit Doll’s name.

Seize it by the legs, give it a whack, and shout,

 

DAMMIT, DAMMIT, DAMMIT!”